how to be smooth as hell with your crush
Feel free to creep through my stuff if you like.
how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
This always fucking gets me.
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Eight months ago, when I was waxing fuckin’ floors in the cafeteria, my mom passed. And I wasn’t there to say the things you supposed to say to your mom before she gone. So I know you ain’t telling me to my face right now that you walked back in this place because freedom was inconvenient for you.
people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Screw this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.
Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.
#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.
She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP
A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend. It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.
life hack: make out with me