oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS
Carolina Crown E=MC2
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
Showcasing a positive outlook on the red-haired male, and aiming to re-brand the ginger male stereotype along the way.
i am so aroused……..
I should add Evan to this list.
you know that mood where you just can’t think straight and you don’t know why and you’re in this foggy abyss where you can’t make any decisions or function at the level demanded for daily interaction and action and all you can do is zone out and let other people do things around you as they wonder why you’re staring blankly at walls as if your soul was removed
but wait, there’s more:
fashion before Martin:
fashion after Martin:
Martin is a very good influence.