urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

thefannibalinitiative:

thewinterwind:

Thinkgeek - Hello Sweetie

Doctor: “The lost language of the time lords… these words could burn stars, raise empires and topple gods.” 
Amy: “What does it say?” 
Doctor: [Pause] “Hello sweetie.”

There are no words for how amazing this shirt is.

I just realized that it glows in the dark and I screamed. NEED

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

skinny-depression:

this is so accurate

yellowbrickrose:

pronouncingmynamewrong4xinarow:

hogwartsfacebook:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

crumplesnacks:

slutformisha:

Did donna noble buy merlin a penis

#britain

I’m still laughing omg

THIS VIDEO WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN OK

someone please link it!

here!

kurtofskyforlife:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

We’re not psychopaths, we’re high functioning sociopaths. Do your research.

And the Sherlockians have taken over the post. I’m so proud.